- Why is your hair suddenly coming in grey?
- Why do you wear that tight tank top under your clothes every day?
- Why does all your underwear resemble granny panties?
- How come you never seem to speak in complete sentences anymore?
- Why are you a lot less focussed these days?
- Why aren't you exercising as much as you used to?
- Why are you so tired today?
- Why don't you want to grocery shopping on your own?
- Why is your hair falling out and all over the house?
- Why doesn't your wedding ring fit anymore?
- How come you don't want to go back to work?
- Why do you live in yoga pants?
- How come you aren't wearing any makeup lately?
Maybe I should see if this book is available at the library ...
(I'm so joking. And I must say that I did summarize some of those questions. He really isn't that bad ... most days.)